Where Is My Drank?

I want something, im craving it, but I dont know what it is, and I wont be satisfied until I get it.

This weed makes me too hungry!

  • me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
  • me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

One time I told this person ‘eyelahes were the worst thing to have stuck in your eye’ and he just laughed at me…

Finally got my septum pierced! Im in love with it!!

Stuck in my big chair trying to decide if I should masterbate, go to bed or continue reading…..

Okay, ive been in bed listening to my Peal and the Beard station since 10 cuz I had no desire to start and live out today, but then I scrolled past this. Thank you

I guess im watching Weeds till the world ends. Also saving my last half of bowl. I should’ve bought more bud….

All these episodes of the Rugrats keep making wanna cry!!
So much childhood nostalgia!

Someone needs to take my knowledge of how to make single serving desserts away from me.

titanwolf4214:

the cycle of most ppls lives
I got hypnotized watching this while listening to Highlander Parts 1&2. It even froze for half a second to sync perfectly through the whole song. 
His name is Broq